The third week of the hat's presence is underway, and on its 17th day of silent mystery, no one has yet uncovered the reason for its omnipresence. The hat does not seem to be any worse for the constant wear, which may be due to the rejuvenating properties of the cranial vortex. The delegate from Libya does look surprisingly young for a man of his age (which, incidentally is not precisely known. Vagaries of a developing country in the 1950s and all that), and this youthful visage may be due to the transdimensional vortex in his head. Perhaps it has the ability to slow time. No wonder he doesn't want the rest of the world to see.
Oh, the mystery of his covered scalp!
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