The recent spate of cold weather has inspired the delegate from Vietnam to start taking cues on staying warm from those experts, the local homeless population.
He has acquired a comically oversized plaid barn jacket, which combined with his decade-old knit cap, baggy trousers and gloves with the fingers cut out of them, gives him a general air of indigence. Add to that look his shuffling, hunched gait, his frequently near-unintelligible accent, his clumsiness and tendency to stare off into space while mumbling to himself, and it’s very possible that if he forgets where he left his car, he could be picked up for vagrancy while wandering the Wal-Mart parking lot.
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SLEM has noticed that the delegate from Vietnam must either a) not own a razor or b) use scissors to trim his facial hair---without his glasses. Why are there random long hairs on his face? Its odd.
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