What is going on under there?
Even if some overzealous NASCAR fan had shaved an 8 and some sweet stripes in there, all he had to do was shave it all off. It takes like what, 6 days for a men's haircut to grow out again? The delegate from Libya has never struck me as the vain type. This must go beyond a simple bad haircut.
Before:
File photo of his former, lustrous locks.
Perhaps, underneath the cap, his pate is as shiny as Yul Brenner or Mr. Clean?
(artist's rendition. Please note gleam of shininess)
Or maybe he is hiding a nest of snakes?
Or even worse, a trans-dimensional vortex?
That tweed cap maybe the only thing protecting us from certain doom.
I'm going with vortex and the hat is the only thing protecting the entire universe. He wouldn't explain that this is the reason because the Libya delegate is...how would you say...a bit egotistical and believes that he understand things that us Schmucks that didn't go beyond Cal II couldn't possibly understand.
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