He has only been through 20 winters here.

Even though the United Nations of Carpool has its headquarters in Texas, it does sometimes get chilly. The past week, for example, has seen temperatures as low as 25°F, which on the Texas temperature scale rates as “sweet jeesus, we're all going to die.”

So it has been cold lately, and the UNC has been treated to chilly seats when getting in the car on the way home every day.

Immediately upon getting into any car whose cabin temperature is below 65°F, the delegate from Vietnam will invariably tell the driver ”It cold in here. Turn on heat.” while turning the fan to high, blasting the front seat occupants with frigid air. Someone, typically the Caucasia-NCA delegate, will then explain that the heat can’t come on until the engine heats up. To this, the delegate from Vietnam will always reply ”I know. Turn on heat. It cold in here.”

This happens every single day.