Friday, February 12, 2010
Day 12.
The hat of mystery is still in place. There is some speculation that the record-smashing snowfall that occurred yesterday was due to a minor shift in the position of the hat, causing a temporal shift that brought unheard-of quantities of snow down on the North Texas region. It serves as a warning to anyone who would dare disturb the mystifying headwear—a larger change in position could bring even stranger weather—no one wants to live through a rain of placentas, or fiberglass tornadoes.
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Private conversation with Libyan delegate in my office yesterday. He stated that he never should've started wearing the hat, as now he can not go without it. When questioned about the reason, he looked upon me as I was the simplest creature on earth and said, "because it is too cold". Was there guilt in his gaze, I'm not sure, but there may have been. We did have the largest single snow event in the history of North Texas the same day this conversation took place. Pondering.....
ReplyDeleteThe vortex feels cold? This is an interesting development. I wonder if it is temperature dependant.
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