The delegate from Vietnam was running late this morning, so after waiting several minutes past the typical departure time, the Romanian delegate gave him a call to see where he was. After hanging up, the Romanian delegate turned to the rest of the car and said, "He says he is around the corner. Which corner, I do not know, but it is round."

Moments later, the Vietnamese delegate screeched around a corner on the other end of the parking lot, terrifying a pair of RV-piloting retirees who were coming out of the fast food restaurant. They dropped their coffees and searched wildly for a shrub to throw themselves into for safety as he careened by them and flung his car into a parking spot.