Incident report 2/19/2010

Driver: Vietnam

Occupants: Romania, PRL, Libya



Yesterday, a rather disgruntled man flew a Cessna into the Austin headquarters of the IRS. The delegate from Romania was displeased. “My tax return is there. They will not give me my money now.” He speculated on the background of the pilot (“Araahhhbian”), and when he was told the truth, he was shocked “He was Texan? No.” (The Romanian delegate has a very specific “no” of disbelief, a prolonged “Nuhhhhohhhhhhw.” This was a particularly long one, indicative of utter incredulity) “He could not be Texan. Texans, they only kill people who are guilty of crimes. They do not kill innocent people, and there was two bodies at IRS. One must be terrorist, but other is innocent person. No, it could not be Texan.” Unfortunately, the radio volume was high, and the delegate from PRL was unable to hear the rest of the conversation between the Vietnamese and Romanian delegates from the back seat. It’s very likely that the Romanian delegate found some way that the blame for the whole thing lays squarely on president Obama.