Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Greenwashing, Romanian style.

Tuesday morning email to the gym-going contingent of the UNC:

From: Romania@ScienceCompany
To: Local_Envoy, PRL, Caucasia-NCA, bTexas
Date: 04/27/2010 08:30 AM
Subject: Our team can go a little bit "green"?


My wife and I we started a "cure with Parsley" this morning... nasty staff for now... probably needs time to be used with it... and I am wondering if cows are eating Parsley... seems to be OK for humans...
So, I attached bellow some info. See more on: http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=100.


Concerned with the possible implications of "cure with Parsley", I asked how much parsley it takes to cure, and what, exactly, is it curing?

He assured me that it was only a cup or so, chopped. With water. And only for breakfast. His wife, she heard somewhere that parsley it is good for you, and cures any ailment you may have. So that is what they are eating for breakfast, but only for two days. I guess you get enough beneficial scientific-sounding compounds in your two cups of parsley so that you never have to eat it again.

Then, of course, you can go back to eating club soda meat sticks with abandon.


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