Toyota owners, listen up:

The delegate from Libya has no sympathy for the people killed by faulty accelerator pedals on Toyotas: "I don't understand why they didn't just put the car in neutral. That would have stopped it. It is so simple."




The lack of the protective hat o'doom has that delegate driving rather erratically. The subject of Toyota was brought up after the Libyan delegate accelerated rapidly towards a slow-moving sedan in front of him, in a school zone, after almost running a red light (that said, the timing of the stoplight in question is well known to most of the UNC, and only the delegate from Vietnam panicked and braced himself against the dashboard as we sped towards the red light with no signs of slowing. The light obligingly turned green just as the Infiniti reached the intersection).

Without the hat, the Libyan delegate seems somewhat lost, and prone to swerves, braking, and rapid accelerations at seemingly random moments. It is disconcerting, and makes sleeping in the back seat rather difficult, not to mention making the enjoyment of a breakfast bottle of V8 downright dangerous.

We can only hope that the delegate from Libya regains his driving skills or makes peace with the hat and wears it during the commute. It would be an international tragedy if the UNC were killed while swerving to avoid imaginary roadkill.